swingtheserenade:

you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact

so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis 

I have come full circle

(via hi)

collegehumor:

Dog Gets Sand Boobs
“She really enjoyed being buried.”

collegehumor:

Dog Gets Sand Boobs

“She really enjoyed being buried.”

teapayne:

Actual proof that disney channel makes EVERYONE a singer

(via sluttyteenwolf)

  • satan: let there be wifi passwords
  • satan: let there be calories
  • satan: let there be post limit
  • satan: let there be swag
  • satan: let there be crocs

(via lolzpicx)

rofltide:

“she wants the d”

the rest of the alphabet bursts into tears

(via christmascockies-deactivated201)

thatsociallyawkwardkid:

it’s hard to look sexy and brush your teeth at the same time

(via sluttyteenwolf)

thefunniestpost:

can someone please explain to me why the notes of the giraffe thing is uneven
do people just reblog one part of the giraffe
“hey i think im going to reblog a giraffe neck today”


Hysterical Blog!

thefunniestpost:

can someone please explain to me why the notes of the giraffe thing is uneven

do people just reblog one part of the giraffe

“hey i think im going to reblog a giraffe neck today”

Hysterical Blog!

(via obamaflakes)